You must be more careful. You must wash your hands up to your elbows and dry them with a linen towel. You must say please. You must swallow your lumpy medicine. You must draw a card and return it to the deck. You must deny deny deny. You must put it in writing. You must write your name on a cup and pee in it. You must read Moby Dick. You must read Moby Dick again. You must perform forty hours of public penance. You must eat your spinach and finish your milk. You must shave. You must do windows. You must name names. You must demonstrate your ability to parallel park. You must share. You must lock the door and leave the key under the mat. You must change diapers. You must sift the dry ingredients and fold them into the wet ingredients. You must learn to work around the pain. You must drop a sack of unmarked bills in the trash bin by the sweetgum tree. You must forget what you just saw. You must produce your passport when asked: now. You must slip into something more uncomfortable. You must revise. You must, for your own protection, put on the blindfold. You must reset your clock. You must let the dog lie at the foot of the bed. You must pay the piper and leave a generous tip; use exact change. You must burn the dark letters. You must bail some water. You must forgive your mother. You must march to the river’s edge. You must stop crying. You must give away your possessions to the poor. You must soak in bleach. You must pledge allegiance. You must summon the energy to clear the last hurdle. You must be very very brave. You must click your heels three times. Wish to be removed from this list, moved from this list, emptied of all words.
If You Wish To Be Removed From This List Jeanne Marie Beaumont
“Use your Algebra in solving these questions,” she said. “Ay nako. Ibabalik ko kayo sa Algebra niyo ha! Simple questions, di niyo masagutan. Madadagdagan na naman ang building ng Benilde dahil sa inyo,” she added.”—
But once you know who unfollowed you, it stings a little? In my case, I accidentally visited someone’s tumblr and realized it was him/her who unfollowed me. I’d rather they remain anonymous forever.
I know, I know, I hate it too when people post about these things. I especially hate it when people post about their tumblarity going down but they’re ok with it and to hell with tumblarity and such and such. If it’s really ok, you wouldn’t post about it right? Ugh. But that’s another story. With this post, humor me, k?
Haha. What a funny coincidence. Im thinking about the same things just about now bec 1.) somebody just unfollowed me, and 2.) Ive been meaning to give my two cents on why the eff them people say to hell w tumblarity whatever whatever but in fact seem to actually care about it by making a big deal out of it. I mean really.
Turbo Goth x Spazzkid - Morning Swim (Spazzkid Vocal Remix)
I have been working with Paolo of Turbo Goth for a few years now for collabs and random songs. I’ve always loved his pop sensibility and his wordplay. Sarah has a great voice and fits perfectly with their Turbo Goth project. I cant say no when Paolo sent me a message saying he’s interested in a remix. I’ve worked on it as soon as I got the files and was finished in about 2 days. My version is pretty different from the original in alot of ways, the obvious are the tempo, the chorus and the slick 80’s slow jam vibe. I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it.
Spazzkid’s remix of Turbo Goth’s Morning swim can be downloaded for free here
To listen to the orignal track, go to Turbo Goth’s Myspace here